HOWEVER OK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CHILIS AND I SHOWED MAXX ALL MY RECEIPTS AND HE KEPT ASKING LIKE OH SO DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME AND I WAS LIKE YEAH CODY AND HE THOUGHT I MEANT CARSON AND WAS CONVINCED THAT CODY LED A DOUBLE LIFE OR WHATEVER AND THEN AUSTIN TURNS AND GOES “WAITER CODY?” AND MAKES THIS FACE BECAUSE HE READS MY POSTS ABOUT WAITER CODY AND MAXX LOOKS AT ME AND WAS LIKE “OHH SO THAT’S WHY YOU GO TO CHILIS SO OFTEN? IS HE CUTE?!” AND I WAS LIKE NO OK CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT. THEN HE TOOK MY PHONE AND SAID HE WAS GONNA EMBARRASS ME HENCE THE TWEET.
The time where Maxx was jealous of Wajedy.
Oh yeah we went to chilis tonight but Cody wasn’t our waiter because he was so busy so we got Jason. However Cody came over and talked to us for awhile and ok I told him he wasn’t allowed to have our extra boneless wing since he wasn’t our waiter and he frowned and traced a heart over his chest and pointed at me ohmymbdGOD and I eventually told him he could have it. He came over to our table with his hands full and just goes “dip it in some wing sauce and stick it in my mouth.” I was like EXCUSE YOU? But I did. Jason is hilarious though. He always replies with “sure” but when we told him we wanted shakes he asked if we both wanted chocolate and we said yes and he goes “word.”
hey so i also went to chilis tonight and we made cody cookie brownies since i drank his shake and we’re like we have a surprise for you and when we gave it to him he got all excited and took it to the back and then we gave one to the nice waitress who loves us and then there was one left in the box and he comes back and he’s like are you gonna eat that? they were SO GOOD. and so i was like no do you want it? and he took it and high fived me and said we’re even and then he hugged me. he also sat next to me for like five minutes just talking to us.
DANG TONIGHT WAS A SUCCESSFUL NIGHT.
We went to Chilis after Becky’s middle school dance and I didn’t tell my mom. We were gonna go get milkshakes. We got there 30 minutes before closing. My mom called right when Cody came over with our drinks and was he was like “Is that mama? Tell her I say hi.” and I told her. Anyway she told me my dad was mad and we needed to get home. Cody came back over and was like “what did she want? Is she mad?” and I go “well I didn’t call her when I left the dance and she’s mad that we’re here.” and he goes “Tell mama you can do anything you want when you’re with me.” and I told him I would and he goes “NO DONT I DON’T WANT TO GET DIRTY LOOKS FROM HER NEXT TIME. Does this mean you have to go now?” and i go “no it just means that you need to be fast and bring us one milkshake please.” usually it takes like ten minutes but like three minutes later he comes back with the shake in a to go cup, hugs us, and goes “don’t worry about paying for it, get outta here and get home. tell your parents hi and not to yell at you” and I go “What?” and he goes “don’t pay, just go! Get home.” and hugged us again.
Reasons why I praise Cody the waiter.
- “dos platos los senoritas?”
- “DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHORE?”
- “i prefer my money not to be tainted.”
- “APPARENTLY IT’S FUN TO WATCH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WHILE YOU’RE HIGH.”
- “HERE HAVE A STICKER.”
- “ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BONELESS WINGS?!”
- “STILL SPORTIN’ IT” *points to bracelet*
- “I’M GONNA WEAR THIS BRACELET TIL IT BREAKS OFF.”
- that one time he gave me the finger. rude.
- “HAVE A NICE NIGHT, HUN.”
- “THANKS, MAMA.”
- why are